very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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