Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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