And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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