how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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