My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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