glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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