Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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