He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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