So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
pray to the hookup gods
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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