dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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