OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
The feeling are messing with the penis
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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