Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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