She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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