He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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