just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
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