And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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