just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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