Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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