Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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