He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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