Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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