singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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