Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Randomize
