My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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