just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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