come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
There are leaves in my underwear?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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