hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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