i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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