He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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