Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
We talked him into tasing himself.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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