that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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