What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
please come you make the beer taste better
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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