he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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