just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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