i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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