The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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