the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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