My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
handjob tips. give me some.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
Randomize
