I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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