speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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