So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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