we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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