So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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