Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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