all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
it glows. i had to have it.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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