...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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