I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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