: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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