Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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