i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
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