when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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