I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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