you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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