i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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