i barfeds in our rink
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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