Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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